1. Using the hair dryer in the tub. (Because you will get all tingly inside before you die.)
2. Buying a pet mouse when you already have a pet boa-constrictor at home. (Because you will miss it when it is in your snakes tummy.)
3. Pretending to be a bomb. (Because you might pretend to hard and explode.)
4. Eating everything in your path. (Because you will eat all your friends… )
5. Inviting your secret twin, who lives in the mirror, to birthday party. (Because you will be disappointed when they won’t come out of the bathroom.)
6. Jumping from a rooftop in blue tights, a cherry-red cape and yellow underpants (on the outside.). (Because you will die and your grieving family will be sued for copy-right infringement.)
7. Doing mental math on paper. (Because it is a stupid idea.)
8. Twisting a cob into your hair in an attempt to curl it. (Because it will get stuck and you will and up with a mini spike of really short hair where you had to cut it out.)
9. Squealing of joy in front of your favorite musical group. (Because you will regret not making a good impressing and getting squealy dust on their nice clothes.)
10. Holding hands with your best friend. (Because it is awkward…)
11. Using machinery in an Amish town. (Because you will be mobbed.)
12. Making a list of 12 stupid things. (Because you know you will to do those things when you are done.)
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